Reagan OS 911 truly is the GOP's best shot at a 2012 presidency.
...Or so it seemed. When Jon Stewart questioned him on his "birther" beliefs and pro-life stance, Reagan OS 911 found himself in some hot water. While he adamantly denied that Obama was a U.S. citizen, Stewart pointed out that Obama's parents were married in Hawaii on Feb. 2, 1961, and Obama was born on Aug. 4 of the same year, making his mother three months pregnant with him, in Hawaii, when she was married.
"Don't you see? Either Barack Obama's a U.S. citizen or fetuses don't count as people."
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Jon Stewart Unveils 'Reagan OS 911' Supercomputer: GOP's Most Promising 2012 Candidate (VIDEO)
Jon Stewart thinks the best GOP candidate for 2012 would be a computer of Ronald Reagan! This is funny here's my favorite part:
Monday, March 14, 2011
George Michael Sexy Sax Prank
This reminds me of the "Johnny Nichols" pranks at UMass...
George Michael Sexy Sax Prank: One Man, One Sax, A Lot Of Angry Security Guards (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/11/george-michael-sexy-sax_n_834791.html
George Michael Sexy Sax Prank: One Man, One Sax, A Lot Of Angry Security Guards (VIDEO)
We love an artist who is committed to his craft. And really, who doesn't love the sax solo from George Michael's immortal classic "Careless Whisper"? We do feel a little bad for the security guards who had to drag this vinyl-panted, sax-weilding, pelvis-thrusting vagabond out of their stores, though. But at least they had a nice song to listen to while they were doing their thankless jobs.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/11/george-michael-sexy-sax_n_834791.html
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Me Online
Here's an online representation of me:
Note the 2 cats, sunglasses, crazy hair, coke can, iPhone, hawaiian shirt, and volcano in the background!
Note the 2 cats, sunglasses, crazy hair, coke can, iPhone, hawaiian shirt, and volcano in the background!
Friday, February 06, 2009
Maybe the market needs MORE bad news?
As a follow up to Dale's blog about how they try to over simplify why the stock market went up or down on a given day (when the reasons a market moves are not only multi-variable but partly irrationally and emotionally based) - I took this screenshot today:
Friday, January 30, 2009
Giant Ponzi Scheme!
This cartoon is what I have been saying for multiple blogs - Whenever we vote AGAINST raising taxes or cutting entitlements - we are really saying that the current retiring generation can blatantly steal from our future generations! The numbers as they stand today just don't add up!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Statler & Waldorf
These muppet show critics epitomized the sarcasm of Gen X.
Here's my favorite quote from them, even though it is on YouTube it is audio only.
Here's my favorite quote from them, even though it is on YouTube it is audio only.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Vote 2008
I thought I'd present an independant view on the election - as represented by a few bumper stickers.
Vote Obama
Obama is reaching out to the religious right with this latest campaing ad:
Vote Palin
After beating out McCain in the primaries - Sarah Palin gets my vote!
Obama's Energy Plan
Obama takes the energy crisis head-on!
John McCain
How does the saying go - "too much of a good thing is a bad thing"
Vote Obama
Obama is reaching out to the religious right with this latest campaing ad:
Vote Palin
After beating out McCain in the primaries - Sarah Palin gets my vote!
Obama's Energy Plan
Obama takes the energy crisis head-on!
John McCain
How does the saying go - "too much of a good thing is a bad thing"
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Dale Blogging Around the World!
OK so Dale was bragging about being able to blog form the beaches of Hawaii.
But did you know he has blogged all around the world?
But did you know he has blogged all around the world?
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Unsung Hero?
Unsung Hero or Worst Invention of the 20th Century
Let the debate begin. I submit to you: The Pay Binoculars!
I'm voting for worst invention of the 20th century. The pay binoculars legacy will be right up there with the condom dispensers in bathrooms. Really, can you take anyone seriously if you see them put a quarter in either?
Post your vote in a comment!
Let the debate begin. I submit to you: The Pay Binoculars!
I'm voting for worst invention of the 20th century. The pay binoculars legacy will be right up there with the condom dispensers in bathrooms. Really, can you take anyone seriously if you see them put a quarter in either?
Post your vote in a comment!
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Pachelbel Nightmere
I have received several request for yet another blog about my dog, but no! No Kenny! I refuse to write about my beautiful dog this time.
This guy is a riot, he points out how Pachelbel's Cannon is pervasive in modern music, it really is worth it to hear the whole thing where at the end he has a montage of modern music set to Cannon in D so you can see the similarities. I figured Dale might enjoy this comedian since he played Pachelbel at our wedding!
I wish this was my music talent night skit!
FYI - If you search for "Pachelbel" in google this guy's video is #3! No wonder it has been viewed 2 million times!
This guy is a riot, he points out how Pachelbel's Cannon is pervasive in modern music, it really is worth it to hear the whole thing where at the end he has a montage of modern music set to Cannon in D so you can see the similarities. I figured Dale might enjoy this comedian since he played Pachelbel at our wedding!
I wish this was my music talent night skit!
FYI - If you search for "Pachelbel" in google this guy's video is #3! No wonder it has been viewed 2 million times!
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Napping at inconvenient Times
I took Meghan to the Doctor's on Monday to have her arm looked at. Meghan had hand surgery the week before to have bone from her wrist put into her finger. The cast seemed to be pinching her so we went in to have it looked at.
I drove her over at 8am and we waited about 45 mins in the waiting room as they must have been running late. When we were finally called in I went back with Meghan for moral support. They took her cast off and looked at all of the stitches, everything looked good they said. So they thought a better cast would make her hand feel better, after about 20 mins of meeting with the nurse she took us into the casting room.
The casting room was tiny, with no seat for me so I stood. After maybe 10-15 minutes I was feeling hot so I took off my jacket, then I was feeling a little light-headed s I decided to sit in the chair in the hall. I guess Meghan wasn't feeling all that well and the nurse decided to get her a sprite in case Meghan was going to pass out. On her way out the door the Nurse saw me collapsed on the floor.
Last thing I remember I was sitting in the chair, when I woke up I was on the floor with my legs propped in a chair. When I came to I was mumbling about how I was sleeping and had no idea where I was. One of the nurses took this as an opportunity to tell me how concerned she was that I was having a seizure. I on the other hand was the least bit concerned about what she was saying because I didn't really know what was going on.
Needless to say the scene looked a bit laughable as I was lying on the floor with a can of sprite and a straw next to my head so I could drink without getting up. Meanwhile patients had to walk around me to get to their appointments. At one point the doctor came out in the hallway and said "what room is this patient from" and the nurses said I wasn't a patient.
When all was said and done one-armed Meghan drove us home. When the story got out at work I have been called a "fainter" but I clearly stated that women can faint, men just take naps at inconvenient times.
I drove her over at 8am and we waited about 45 mins in the waiting room as they must have been running late. When we were finally called in I went back with Meghan for moral support. They took her cast off and looked at all of the stitches, everything looked good they said. So they thought a better cast would make her hand feel better, after about 20 mins of meeting with the nurse she took us into the casting room.
The casting room was tiny, with no seat for me so I stood. After maybe 10-15 minutes I was feeling hot so I took off my jacket, then I was feeling a little light-headed s I decided to sit in the chair in the hall. I guess Meghan wasn't feeling all that well and the nurse decided to get her a sprite in case Meghan was going to pass out. On her way out the door the Nurse saw me collapsed on the floor.
Last thing I remember I was sitting in the chair, when I woke up I was on the floor with my legs propped in a chair. When I came to I was mumbling about how I was sleeping and had no idea where I was. One of the nurses took this as an opportunity to tell me how concerned she was that I was having a seizure. I on the other hand was the least bit concerned about what she was saying because I didn't really know what was going on.
Needless to say the scene looked a bit laughable as I was lying on the floor with a can of sprite and a straw next to my head so I could drink without getting up. Meanwhile patients had to walk around me to get to their appointments. At one point the doctor came out in the hallway and said "what room is this patient from" and the nurses said I wasn't a patient.
When all was said and done one-armed Meghan drove us home. When the story got out at work I have been called a "fainter" but I clearly stated that women can faint, men just take naps at inconvenient times.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
We Didn't Start The Fire (Boston's 80's Sports Version)
I have been looking for this song for a long time, here it is for all of you Boston Sports Fans! (Click the center PLAY button)
Monday, July 03, 2006
Insurrection Insomnia (A Look at Home Owner's Insurance)
If you read my 1st post, you know that I am a new home owner. You may not know that I read everything. I read all bazillion pages for the closing of the house (which I requested to have 2 days in advance, I did find a few errors!). I also have read my home owner's policy from a major company that will remain nameless. However I couldn't help but laugh hysterically at the policy, hence the Insurrection insomnia.
The obvious is true, my house (known in the "biz" as a Dwelling) is covered from loss in the event of fire etc. Of course we need to clarify that "my house" refers to my dwelling including attached structures, the construction materials thereof, and wall to wall carpeting fastened to the dwelling. Fine.
But reading further, it states that I am NOT covered for floods, including but not limited to surface water, waves, tidal water or overflow, or spray whether or not driven by wind. Sounds scary but I think I knew that flood insurance was separate, which is a major issue in New Orleans right now.
However, I am also NOT covered for earth movement of any type, including but not limited to earthquake, volcanic eruption, lava flow, landslide, subsidence, mudflow, pressure, sinkhole, erosion, and aliens (I threw that in to see if you were still paying attention). Sounds like a remote possibility, however we can easily see how this house that I can not afford to buy outright and had to borrow money to pay back for 30 years could disappear by some earth movement and I would be out the entire sum. Bankruptcy. That would be tragic.
However, the good news is that I AM covered for damage caused by fire, explosion, theft or breakage of glass or safety glazing materials resulting from said earth movement above. So the best case scenario for earth movement would be for the volcano to erupt just up the street from me and have the lava flow miss my house, but cause the trees to burn and therefore I would be covered.
As if that wasn't enough to worry about as a new home owner, I am also NOT covered for nuclear action, radiation or radioactive contamination. I am (of course) covered by fire resulting from said nuclear action, assuming I am still alive (and glowing) to collect.
And finally I am NOT covered for war or warlike acts, including but not limited to insurrection, rebellion or revolution. Hence the insurrection insomnia as I will add to my list of prayers each night that a war doesn't break out in my neighborhood, or at least if it does, only the fires that were started during the war meet my unoccupied house.
Are you in good hands?
The obvious is true, my house (known in the "biz" as a Dwelling) is covered from loss in the event of fire etc. Of course we need to clarify that "my house" refers to my dwelling including attached structures, the construction materials thereof, and wall to wall carpeting fastened to the dwelling. Fine.
But reading further, it states that I am NOT covered for floods, including but not limited to surface water, waves, tidal water or overflow, or spray whether or not driven by wind. Sounds scary but I think I knew that flood insurance was separate, which is a major issue in New Orleans right now.
However, I am also NOT covered for earth movement of any type, including but not limited to earthquake, volcanic eruption, lava flow, landslide, subsidence, mudflow, pressure, sinkhole, erosion, and aliens (I threw that in to see if you were still paying attention). Sounds like a remote possibility, however we can easily see how this house that I can not afford to buy outright and had to borrow money to pay back for 30 years could disappear by some earth movement and I would be out the entire sum. Bankruptcy. That would be tragic.
However, the good news is that I AM covered for damage caused by fire, explosion, theft or breakage of glass or safety glazing materials resulting from said earth movement above. So the best case scenario for earth movement would be for the volcano to erupt just up the street from me and have the lava flow miss my house, but cause the trees to burn and therefore I would be covered.
As if that wasn't enough to worry about as a new home owner, I am also NOT covered for nuclear action, radiation or radioactive contamination. I am (of course) covered by fire resulting from said nuclear action, assuming I am still alive (and glowing) to collect.
And finally I am NOT covered for war or warlike acts, including but not limited to insurrection, rebellion or revolution. Hence the insurrection insomnia as I will add to my list of prayers each night that a war doesn't break out in my neighborhood, or at least if it does, only the fires that were started during the war meet my unoccupied house.
Are you in good hands?
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